October 2009
14 posts
“Impossible doesn’t mean very difficult. Very difficult is getting a Nobel...”
– Lou Reed
December 2008
3 posts
Jesus Returns To Give Consumers Christmas Pep Talk →
Department Of Justice Adds Mounted Prosecutors →
Technical Preschool Teaches Welding To Kids →
November 2008
30 posts
Highest Blender Setting Successfully Drowns Out... →
Childless Couple Seriously Thinking About... →
Wal-Mart's Prices Undercut By Wal-Mart Dumpster →
Area Man Sneaks Own Balloon Into Macy's... →
Vice President Cheney Burns Down White House... →
American Bar Association Recalls 230,000 Defective... →
Oncologist Keeps Variety Of Citrus Fruits To Use... →
Ghost Of Ted Knight Signs On As New Voice Of God →
Veteran Who Stormed Beach At Normandy Still... →
Phil's Party Reminds Area Man Why He Doesn't Go To... →
Fit Of Anger Turns Dairy Farmer Into Beef Farmer →
Area Father Proves Tree Fort Is Not As Strong As... →
Bioengineers Outsmarted By Strain Of Intelligent... →
Intern Sent To Testify Before Congress For The... →
Area Man Goaded Into Climbing Mt. Everest →
New Robot Salesman Practically Sells Itself →
You Now President Of Argentina →
Nebraska Lawmakers Ban Sex In Grain Elevators →
Warren Buffett Finds 30 Million In Change In Couch →
Obama Vows To Wipe Out Llamas →
Area Man Traces Bad Eating Habits Back 6... →
Romantic Hostage Negotiator Offers Bank Robbers... →
God Returns From 2-Millennium-Long Vacation →
Dead Whale Buried In Aquarium's Backyard →
Laser Light Show Panned By Laserati →
Bag Of Chips Explodes On Its Own →
Millions Of Voters Refuse To Exit Polls →
Calvin Klein To Build Runway Control Tower After... →
48-Hour Internet Outage Plunges Nation Into... →
Last Great Party Of Man's Life Results In First... →
October 2008
46 posts
Area Man To Raise Dead Brother's Plants As His Own →
Tiny Frankfurter Appetizes Local Man →
Jet Li Hugs 3 Friends At Once →